**Disclaimer: some of these thoughts may be alchohol induced...
The beloved cartoon character, Charlie Brown, is alive and well and patrons our own Bushwood where in CR. He must have ditched Lucy and Peppermint Patty and was actually on a date but he had the trademark yellow sweater with the black line across the front (ok it was a straight line, not a squiggly line but it still so counts). He even had the same head shape and a surprising very similar hair do. I seriously tried to get a picture but didn't have my camera and couldn't get close enough with my camera phone without drawing attention to myself. But they sat at the table directly in front of us and I was totally distracted by the uber Peanut one the rest of the night.
How can the same person wear a size 7 underwear but a size 16 pants? How can the measurement almost double when the only thing between the underwear and the pants is the actual width of the underwear itself- which is about paper thin? So if you wear a size 0 jeans, what size underwear do you wear? Are there negative sizes? Go commando at that point?
Allegedly according to the WE Network's "Sex Change Hospital"...for a male to become a woman, they invert the penis so that the shaft now acts as a vagina. What they do with the muscle and tissue that was inside the penis? I do not know. However, using that same logic, someone tried to say they do the opposite for a woman wishing to become male...that they take the wall of the vagina and stretch it outward. How could this be? How is there enough skin to stretch as far as a penis stretches when its erect? And what make it erect? Is there a penial implant?
If you plug your nose when you sneeze, could you pop your eyeballs out?
If I go to bed right now will I remember any of this in the morning?
Stay tuned to find out!
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